The Lobby at the Werewolf's Tailor Shop

 



Just west of the Zombie Zoo and slightly northeast of Frankenstein’s Body Shop, you can find a wondrous place - but only at the full moon sets in the horizon during ambient twilight of false dawn. It reconciles the beast and beauty, the disheveled and the vogue, the ravaged with the fashionable. It is the Werewolf's Tailor Shop.

One of the great needs for werewolves is a decent tailor shop. One that is non-judgmental, reasonably priced, and open during the essential times when a lycanthrope is about to transmogrify back into the hideous semblance of its very own prey. They need a tailor who will see them as beautifully monstrous and not simply humanize them.

On the front side, a werewolf tears through their clothing like a breathtaking butterfly emerging from a cocoon. They go through a lot of clothes that way. So, when they werewolf is just about ready to return to its milksuckler form, it needs a fresh sets of duds.

Be it known, however, that word is definitely out. There are scores of lycanthrope lining up just to be fitted with the finest fashion. Throngs of werewolves wait patiently in the lobby. Luckily, it is a pleasant atmosphere there.

In the waiting lobby, there is soothing music. There are bones in heaping piles to nibble upon. Fresh water dishes on the coffee tables. And even the latest clothing trends from stacks of magazines to peruse while they wait.

Yes, one might even make the claim that the lobby of the Werewolf's Tailor Shop is one of the best parts about frequenting the facility.


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