Flash Fic Friday - CTHULHU'S FOLLOWERS

 

Flash Fic - a short, short story of exactly 100 words...posted on random Fridays!

This week – Cthulhu’s Followers

Cthulhu had lost followers. His social media presence was contrived. His website had poor SEO. Sacrifices were down 37%. 

Baby Boomers died off. He tried to switch to Gen Xers, but they thought they were better than him. Millennials were flippant and couldn’t commit to hardly anything, much less the dark arts. Cthulhu decided to focus on Gen Z. Bet.

They were a mystery. He tried Snapchat, YouTube, and even TikTok. The behemoth couldn’t connect.

They called him basic. Sus. Big yikes. Cheugy. No slaps. No slay. 

Cthulhu faded away into obscurity because he lost too many followers. That’s cap.